Fuck you, too, winter. Thank god for Devoa and Attachment accessories. (at Jonas on Hyde)
There is so much Homme Plus on sale at M.A.C. right now. My heart hurts.
Anonymous asked: are you going to give your sexy asian shlong a good sucking with the dyson? i heard they are the best for vacuum masturbation on the low setting
I’ve had so much fun using this thing that I can’t imagine how it could possibly be improved, penile stimulation or no.
Built for cold. (at Acrimony)
alan cumming has never spit out anything in his life.
I really wish I had been there when you posted this so I could have played a rimshot.
Apple or banana cream. Pick your poison.
Millet cornbread puts a crunchy twist on a classic.
Spice-rubbed pork tenderloin by me, sous vide lamb chops by Julius.
Curried carrot soup finished with balsamic, creme fraiche, micro cilantro, and a healthy dose of prosciutto.
Who needs tradition? I’ll take a pisco sour over eggnog any day of the week.
All these spices makes for some seriously delicious pork.