- Kylie Minogue
- Pre-2004 Britney
- Christina Aguilera when she’s fat
Róisín Marie Murphy, no?
Is Sia not acceptable?
homoscedasticity asked: i am literally listening to haim rn!
Oh, you best believe it’s been my default Pandora station for something to the tune of two weeks.
Nothing gets the blood going quite like browning 4 pounds of stew meat in the morning.
Anonymous asked: whats it like to be a well off, gay asian man in the us
Better than being a poor, gay man of any race in Uganda, but that’s just a matter of luck.
Anonymous asked: I want to be the baby in yours arms. Only not as a baby but as the grown up me and naked. And you're naked too and you're not holding me but my penis.
Line up with the rest of ‘em.
Just got yelled at by a 50-year-old woman for forty minutes over the phone for not having the same return policy as Zappos.
P.S. She admitted she knew that we don’t give refunds before asking for a refund.