I bet you’re wondering when the hell it is I will start blogging about fashion and put my personal notes aside?
I guess I feel like through my fall fashion review and TMI episodes you should have a handle on what you should be wearing, but might still be asking yourself, what is she thinking?
I wish I could write that with a straight face.
Anyway, if you have any questions regarding fashion, holiday ensembles, or even what your man should wear under the mistletoe, I’m here for you. Email me.
Now let’s be honest. Does anyone really want Mary Rambin giving them advice about fashion? I mean, sure, if I needed to know how to stick some water up my ass while trying to stop myself from frowning at the discomfort (and wasting all that precious Botox), then I definitely know who I’d call. I mean, who else could tell me how I ought to, "totally eat vegan". Usually you have to pay for advice this solid. Solid like poop.