January 2010
44 posts
WatchMadonna’s next reinvention of herself should be to become 90’s Madonna again. NO ONE WILL EXPECT IT.
“The only truth left to us today must be cobbled from the half-lies, the untold...”
“Miles away, Mr. Freshwater’s pastor, Don Matolyak, posited that the criticism of...”
– I’m sure they’d love if Mr. Freshwater had an actual copy of the material he was supposed to be teaching, Pastor Matolyak. I’m sure if he followed the curriculum and used the actual materials of evolutionary biology, nobody would be writing a New York Times article about him. And...
Important Matters At Hand
Matt: i really can't deal with fob asian girls
Matt: unless they are *fabulous* fob asian girls
Me: Fobulous?
“I have often said that I wish I had invented blue jeans: the most spectacular,...”
– Yves Saint Laurent
“It disturbs me no more to find men base, unjust, or selfish than to see apes...”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
“Black is the color of complete and utter grief and redemption through atonement.”
– Tatsuro Horikawa, designer of Julius
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As he got smarter, he realized the only decent thing to was to get quieter. When asked a question, he hesitated to answer, knowing that, ultimately, any given answer was as appropriate as another. Ultimately, his burgeoning grasp of the Truth began to make it impossible to share himself with other people. The burden of knowledge aged him and as his mind encapsulated more and more of the Truth, his...
“We didn’t take our shoes off, which I thought was a little bit odd because...”
– Lady on tonight’s Dateline who apparently does not realize how crazy that sounds
“A large part of the beauty of a picture arises from the struggle which an artist...”
– Henri Matisse 