December 2010
30 posts
Stalker Style
shopacrimony:
The funny part about owning a shop AND a web business is that you don’t get to know your web customers like you do your store customers. You don’t know what they look like, but you know what they wear. Well today I had the pleasure of finally seeing a photo of one of our favorite online shoppers. Joel has great style, just as we imagined.
Jenny is being creepy, but those pants...
Giving a Fuck About Giving
I am a notoriously picky gift giver. If I don’t think I can find you something that I think you will like (and more importantly that you deserve), I’m not going to just half-ass it. I almost always offer either an explicit or implicit apology with a meal, but I hate the idea that a crappy gift is better than no gift at all. Why the hell is that? If I got you a soy wax candle that is...
“I’d make a better Someone Else. Being myself has proved totally fruitless...”
JOY.
shopacrimony:
Two of our most favorite customers, Brian & Michelle, just gave us the best Christmas gift ever. They have adopted the cutest most adorable baby girl who has the sweet disposition of an angel. They brought her in for a proper Acrimony introduction, wearing a chunky knit sweater, Swedish jeggings and a black and white tie scarf. We literally died all over ourselves. This is...
necessaryexplosions asked: I was totally standing next to you on the bus yesterday. Would've said hey but I was already in a very awkward situation (and you were looking pretty moody : S).
And You Can Quote Me on That
I want to spit in your face and watch it run down your cheap drug store falsies.
Honestly, there’s nothing I’d rather do.
It is the closest I can put my feeling into actions.
A close second would be ripping those tacky tights off your fat ass and strangling your horrid and yappy Chihuahua that nobody actually thinks is cute. Everybody hates that little mongrel and has to fight the...
//Acrimony: Bid adieu to Nom de Guerre →
shopacrimony:
Just in from one of our favorite brands, Nom de Guerre. We are terribly sad to hear they will be shutting their retail and wholesale operation. With the Fall collection as amazing as it was, it’s so sad to hear it will be their last. Cop your last NdG pieces HERE.
Press Release December 2010:…
THE END.
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“The standard pattern of a designer interview is to give you emotional turbidity....”
– Cathy Horyn says what we were all thinking: Azzedine Alaïa is too busy making clothes for fashion’s seemingly lightspeed cycle of in-and-out-and-in to ever touch him
what is your scent?
M: I already noted the typos.
M: And will fix once this update is done.
J: didnt catch any yet...
M: I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY "POOP CANDLE."
M: NOBODY WANTS TO BUY A POOP CANDLE.
J: HAHAH you never know
Present Perfect
A: bro it's 2010 and no one's invented a bacon delivery service
Me: Yes they have.
Me: Bacon of the Month.
A: what
A: WHAT
Me: They send you a new artisanal bacon every month.
A: BRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Me: http://www.thepignextdoor.com/
Me: There are tons of them.
A: BRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Me: What is this noise?
A: autism
Me: I don't know what this sound is supposed to be.
Me: :|
shingesakuha-deactivated2011040 asked: hi, marcus,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyHkutiTYoQ
regards,
amit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyHkutiTYoQ
regards,
amit
wahlee-deactivated20110204 asked: whoa, you have good taste in candles. i need a sugar daddy. cannot afford.
That's Kind of Lame
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It's Still Poop
Me: Delicious ice cream sundae of a day.
Me: And then poop cherry on top.
Me: I don't want to eat that sundae.
Tom: hahahaha
Me: Even if you can scoop off the poop without harming it.
Me: a nugget of shit
Tom: no i wouldnt eat that either
Tom: i feel you
Me: It's still poop on your ice cream, man.
