Anonymous asked: Actually I meant we order some dark chocolate concorde with raspberries and rum raisin ice cream and then we'll decorate your neither regions with raspberries, give your rod a nice dark chocolate icing and I'll go down on it. Eating it. Eating it good.
exteeng asked: v jelly of your food + vn pics. can we eat together pls
“I mean, who needs a ballgown? But we all need a rock crystal toilet, right?” A lot of my family members ask me why I keep wearing the same thing over and over again, particularly since a lot of it is kind of droopy and long and black and covered and whatnot. After visiting Vietnam, I am more certain than ever that color is important for the world and black is important for me....
Anonymous asked: marcus, that was about the most pretentiously written shit i have ever seen on your tumblr.
I can say with absolute certainty that Vietnam has fully recharged my creative energies. How could I be anything less than captivated? The explosive, dangerous pace of Hanoi’s streets filled me with a nervous, but almost fun sense of panic. On Ha Long Bay, I drifted in a timeless seascape, tilting on an endless disc of grey-green-blue amongst ageless monoliths streaked with limestone and...
Driving on the highway from Hanoi’s international airport, the surrounding environment is an unbelievable mixture of decay and development, with crumbling houses an gleaming new factories standing side by side. Entering the city itself is a dizzying jumble of the old, the modern, the decrepit, the colonial, the gaudy, and the deserted. Even this late, at midnight, people are out and about,...
HILLARY HIT ON BILL IN THE LAW LIBRARY
Hillary Rodham Clinton: The first time I ever saw Bill Clinton, he was standing in the hallway outside the law library at Yale, which is this wonderful gothic structure, and he was surrounded by all of these fellow classmates who were trying to convince him to be on the Yale Law Journal
Bill Clinton: I said "look, I'm going home to Arkansas. I'm not gonna get a big Wall Street job, I'm not gonna go clerk on the Supreme Court, I'm going home to be a country lawyer"
HRC: And he was listening politely, but he was watching me because I was watching him. I was at this long table studying, and I finally thought "this is, you know, kind of silly"
BC: And finally she just put down the book she was reading and walked the entire length of the law library and walked up to me, and she said-
HRC: "If you're gonna keep looking at me and I'm gonna keep looking back, we at least ought to know each other. I'm Hillary Rodham-"
BC: "- and what's your name?" I couldn't believe it.
Scotch tastes just as good in the middle of the day when you aren’t tired.
Anonymous asked: have you ever felt the urge to simply suckacawk?